Directed by Renny Harlin detective mystery crime action comedy ("Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients, he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."; "So many jerks, so few bullets."; "Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."; "Private detective. Public offender."; "Based on characters created by Rex Weiner") starring Andrew Dice Clay (in the title role as Ford Fairlane), Priscilla Presley ("The Heiress"), Ed O'Neill ("The Cop"), Robert Englund ("The Hit Man"), Gilbert Gottfried ("The D.J."), Lauren Holly ("The Sidekick"), Maddie Corman ("The Groupie"), Tone Loc ("The Rapper"), Wayne Newton ("Yes, Wayne Newton"), and Morris Day